Skunkape Revival

Let's see... UCA rolled over the Wonderchildren...

And I made some good ole cheese-n-eggs... Waffle House-style
Except I went with SWISS CHEESE

4-5 delicious grade-A eggs... liberal amounts of salt n pepa
and 2-3 slices of processed swiss cheese.
Scramble together and enjoy...

Now I just need a name... and Laura is not helping...

Swiss Scramble'
Eggs Geneva
Breakfast Neutrale
Calvin's Cheesey 5-Point Eggs

What do you think? Nothing does them justice.