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7.19.2004

Exposed! 

Well Laura, you were right... my Haiku about you was one syllable too short.
So here's a replacement Haiku just for you.

Laura was correct
she can definitely count
Wheaton: worth the cash

In other news... I went and looked for an apartment... I'm stuck between two places... an opulent pleasure palace... and a "nice one-bedroom" ... trying to make the frugal choice... but I remember the words of DW "you can get what's second best, but it's hard to get enough."

Currently...
Spinning - You know it's hard to be a butcher... it's hard to be a baker... it's hard to be raaaiiinnnmaker...
Reading - Nothing in particular :(
Viewing - Keyser Sose
Surfing - for a virtual java machine
Considering - Getting a haircut
Feeling - Glad it's a Monday, for a change.

7.16.2004

Almost Gone... 

But I'm still here.
 
Currently...
Spinning - Nothing
Reading - Nothing
Viewing - Nothing
Surfing - Nothing
Considering - Something
Feeling - Like a new toothbrush (so rub me in a circular motion on your gums)

7.15.2004

Who's that jaunty jackanapes with moxie and pizazz? 

It's the sneak... It's the sneak.

What a dapper swindler he is...

Oh boy... fun on a Thursday...

Currently...
Spinning - Outkast? No, seriously... Outkast.
Reading - I really need to get the new Scarpetta...
Viewing - Gonna watch this again...
Surfing - The wiki
Considering - Having a chicken sandwich
Feeling - Hungry?

7.13.2004

Haikuesday 

My charges abound
with less-than-stellar IQ's
The day is too long.

A rumored trading
Vince to be a Maverick
He is often hurt.

Apartment hunting
becomes a tremendous drag
too many choices

Laura seldom bathes
that makes her a dirty
liberal hippie

Currently...
Spinning - when I get into the car, "Old Stuff"
Reading - Dirty, Left-Wing, 5-Point, Midwest Hippie drivel
Viewing - OCC on TDC
Surfing - Fine apartment living
Considering - moving to Irving?
Feeling - Tried and true

7.12.2004

Kerry's Trophy Wife 

Read some Rush today and he referred to Edwards as "Kerry's trophy wife."
In other news, Laura E. is a dirty hippie. She claims to bathe every now and then, but we all know the truth. She and her left-wing lion.

Currently...
Spinning - Jayhawks - "Smile" (they're not the same without Mark Olsen though)
Reading - R.C.
Viewing - This was more hit than miss... but still pretty vulgar.
Surfing - Everything
Considering - Giving up caffeine
Feeling - Clean-shaven

7.09.2004

Golf Shape 

Went to the driving range last night... it's depressing to think that you have to get into golf shape, much less... driving range shape... but alas I do... so am I going to the gym tonight?
Good question.

Currently...
Spinning - Ben Harper (ala Martha and Steve)
Reading - A little bitty golf manual
Viewing - Possibly the Magnificent Seven
Surfing - IMDB
Considering - Duh... going to the GYM!
Feeling - TGIF Baby!

7.08.2004

The Bruckheimer Effect 

A 60-word review of King Arthur

Jerry Bruckheimer strikes again. He took a good idea, put a lot of money behind it and managed to make a thoroughly unsatisfying movie. I say movie, because Bruck doesn't make films. Comic-action is definitely his milieu. He tries to turn out Braveheart in this one and fails miserably. Still, the hoi polloi are sure to make this a hit.

Currently...
Spinning - This Perfect World
Reading - Tons of papers
Viewing - Hmmmmm
Surfing - Dean's blog
Considering - freaking out
Feeling - Not bad for a Thursday

7.07.2004

Listless and Restless 

Ever have one of those days when you just don't feel comfortable in your own skin... me too.
I'd like to be runnin' with them Spanish bulls down in Pamplona,
but it's 900 yards with a horn in my back and I don't think I'd survive the first 30.

Currently...
Spinning - Nothin'
Reading - The DMN
Viewing - Maybe Arthur...
Surfing - Page 2 - the Jeff Merron Archive
Considering - Going to Winstar after school
Feeling - Itchy.

7.06.2004

With the Circles... And the Ages... And the Ages... 

I got a new job. And I went to Arkansas... and I got into an auto accident.... man, a lot of things can happen in five months.

Currently...
Spinning - Lovin' you is like lovin' a house on fire
Reading - 12 Ordinary Men
Viewing - ummm... when does it come back on?
Surfing - My old blogs... and Mark's...
Considering - Living in Coppell?
Feeling - Just a little bit irritated...
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