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9.24.2004
The Technicolor Yawn
This morning... I was sick. I totally threw up all over the place.
I once went more than 12 years without vomiting. But I know I've done it at least three times in the last four years. That's way too much.
It's the WORST feeling in the world... especially when it happens so rapidly and you can't catch your breath.
But at least you finally get to use some of those classic vomit euphemisms, like
Hurl; Chunder; Spew; Puke; Ralph; Blow Chunks; Color Your Shoes; Pray to the Porcelain Gods; Upchuck; Yack; Murph (my own creation, I think it works); and probably my all-time favorite (even though I wasn't that crazy about the movie), from Varsity Blues:
"Billy-Bob, you been calling dinosaurs?"
"Yep"
Currently...
Spinning -
Reading -
Viewing -
Surfing -
Considering -
Feeling - Like I'm too friggin' sick to do anything else...
I once went more than 12 years without vomiting. But I know I've done it at least three times in the last four years. That's way too much.
It's the WORST feeling in the world... especially when it happens so rapidly and you can't catch your breath.
But at least you finally get to use some of those classic vomit euphemisms, like
Hurl; Chunder; Spew; Puke; Ralph; Blow Chunks; Color Your Shoes; Pray to the Porcelain Gods; Upchuck; Yack; Murph (my own creation, I think it works); and probably my all-time favorite (even though I wasn't that crazy about the movie), from Varsity Blues:
"Billy-Bob, you been calling dinosaurs?"
"Yep"
Currently...
Spinning -
Reading -
Viewing -
Surfing -
Considering -
Feeling - Like I'm too friggin' sick to do anything else...
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